cumillionaire:

If my jokes offend you:

1. I’m sorry
2. It won’t happen again
3. 1 & 2 are lies 
4. You’re a pussy

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cleanandsupreme:

Don’t just reblog, Follow for more dope posts!

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http://instagram.com/cleanandsvpreme/

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"How many times have people used a pen or paintbrush because they couldn’t pull the trigger?"

Virginia Woolf, from Selected Essays (via violentwavesofemotion)

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missgingerlee:

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

All kinds of truth in this statement.

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missgingerlee:

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

All kinds of truth in this statement.

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fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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hotanimegirl:

i want a lady on the dash but a freak in the ask

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metr0link:

perfect

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"I love you and it’s getting worse."

Joseph E. Morris  (via naeive)

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breezeful:

ohai fredz

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